⚗ Solana · Fair Launch · Ghost Approved

The Smartest
Memecoin
in the Universe.

Einstein figured out E=mc². We figured out $EINS = 🌕.
Fair launch. 0 taxes. LP burnt. Mint revoked. The math is simple.

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$EINS  |  1,000,000,000 Supply Tax: 0 / 0 LP: BURNT 🔥 Chain: ◎ Solana Mint: REVOKED ✅
$EINS · RELATIVELY RICH · ABSOLUTELY DEGEN ·  E = mc² · $EINS = 🌕 ·  LP BURNT FOREVER · 0 TAXES · GHOST APPROVED ·  $EINS · RELATIVELY RICH · ABSOLUTELY DEGEN ·  E = mc² · $EINS = 🌕 ·  LP BURNT FOREVER · 0 TAXES · GHOST APPROVED · 
E=mc²

$EINS
=
🌕
A. EINSTEIN — PHYSICIST

// Origin Story

A Brief History
of Gains

Albert Einstein was born in 1879. He invented relativity, won the Nobel Prize, and spent his last years at Princeton staring at equations. What history books don't tell you: he was deeply unsatisfied. Not with physics. With the bag.

In 2024, his ghost corrected this mistake. He logged onto Pump.fun at 3:47 AM, deployed $EINS, burnt the LP, and typed a single message before disconnecting:

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

This time, ape in."

// Peer-Reviewed Tokenomics

The Unified Theory
of Tokenomics

Total Supply
1B
1,000,000,000 $EINS
Round number. Clean. Elegant.
Buy / Sell Tax
0 / 0
Trade freely. No fees.
Albert would approve.
Team Tokens
0%
Albert doesn't need money.
He needs justice.
Liquidity Pool
BURNT
85% locked forever.
Gone. Irreversible. Yes, really.
Mint Authority
REVOKED
No new tokens can be created.
Verifiable on-chain in 30s.
Burnt at Launch
10%
Gone. Like his hair.
100,000,000 tokens vaporized.
$EINS DISTRIBUTION
85%
Liquidity PoolBurnt forever. RIP.
10%
Burnt at LaunchGone. Like his hair.
5%
Community & AirdropsFor the believers.
0%
TeamAlbert doesn't need money.

// The Grand Theory

Roadmap

01
✓ Completed

Special Theory of Launch

  • Token deployed on Pump.fun
  • LP burnt, mint revoked
  • Website live
  • Telegram + Twitter launched
  • First 500 holders achieved
02
⚡ In Progress

General Theory of Hype

  • 1,000 holders milestone
  • CoinGecko & CMC listing
  • First meme contest
  • Influencer outreach (CT anons only)
03
◎ Upcoming

Quantum Entanglement with the Moon

  • 5,000 holders
  • CEX listing attempts
  • $EINS merch drop
  • Community burn event #1
04
🌕 Inevitable

Unified Field Theory of Gains

  • $EINS reaches escape velocity
  • Albert's ghost confirmed top holder
  • Physicists baffled. Degens enriched.
  • Moon. Confirmed. Peer-reviewed.

// 4 Steps. Even a Nobel Laureate Could Do It.

How to Buy
$EINS

01

Get Phantom Wallet

Download Phantom at phantom.app — free, 2 minutes, write down your seed phrase. Albert would.

02

Buy Solana (SOL)

Get some SOL on Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken. Transfer to your Phantom wallet. You'll need ~0.01 SOL for gas.

03

Go to Pump.fun

Head to pump.fun, search for $EINS or paste the contract address below.

04

Ape In

Hit Buy. Set slippage to 1–3%. Confirm. Welcome to the theory of gains. You are now an EINSTEINER 🧠

Contract Address 4AsVerpEDx855Wf5Wz5kU7EG74iLaSk527Un4Ti1pump sur Pump.fun

// The Einstein Coin

Join the
Theory

10,000 degens can't be wrong.
(They can. But not this time.)